Saturday, July 2, 2011

Cycling isn't for Sissys




What can I say.....it started last night when I ran up to the bike shop to pick up a pair of the ever essential, necessary bike shorts. Because the shorts have bike in front of them the price can get pretty expensive, well I had been looking on line and had an idea of what they might cost because there is not much worst than to see me go into sticker shock. I can get a little dramatic...."I am not spending that much, what is it made of gold etc....." here is what I was not ready for the sales clerk (man) saying to me you don't wear DRAWS with bike shorts. (insert sounds of birds chirping)WHAT? no one told me that (Lisa). This was a comment I made to the sales clerk "when I did my research I didn't understand all the conversation regarding chafing, well I do now" the sales man said well we have a product up be the register that you put on your skin and chamois that helps a lot. Eyebrows rise, I said I don't understand rub on the chamois, what about my "undergarment"???? he looks at me and said "you don't wear draws". Ok, now I go to try these things on, my legs are a little longer than some and I like my shorts a little longer, first challenge. Second challenge I come out the dressing room and with shorts on and the sales man says those should fit tighter. REALLY??? how tight is to tight? the key to this he said is compression--- call it what you want they fit like skin. So now I am changing in and out of compression shorts and asking a stranger if these are tight enough. So I go to the register to pay for my "compression shorts, I pick up a pair of gloves (another story) the cream for chafing water bottle and matching cage". In comes this gal with her bike and a little tote on the back seat and I said to the guy ringing me up is that her tire changing kit. His response eyebrows raised "YES, don't you have one" sheepishly I say no. SO now the budget is really blown I get all that is necessary to change a tire and a quick lesson on how. My lips are poked out and feelings a little hurt because I think I am such a sucker. UNTIL this morning at mile 11 when I realize my rear tire feels a little different.....you guessed it I had a flat. Interestingly enough I thought to myself before I left the house ....tear the info out of the magazine about taking the wheel off the rear of the bike and I stuck a pair of glasses in the tote so I can read the instructions. WHO KNEW that I did good this morning, can I tell you I was a little concerned about changing the rear tire. the difference between the front and the rear is the cog, gear, chain etc. Well it took me a little longer than some but I did it. BOY am I glad that blew my budget on something that I really did need. I was feeling pretty good about myself I have never before today change a bike tire, then I realized I have to ride back 11 or 12 miles to the car and it is now so "freekin" hot that I am going to melt. I made it back at a snails pace and the sign by the car said 95 degrees way too hot for me. But what an adventure I had today.....I luv this.

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Bike Racks, Wet Suits and Open Water Swims






IT'S ALL TOO MUCH, just too much Candace said to me yesterday. As I explained to her that I would be getting a bike rack for my car....which car the "VOLVO" really mom? Why would you do that? Are you serious? Next thing is you going to do put all those bumper sticker on the back of the car....13.1/26.2/5K or the because I can sticker, WHO EVEN KNOWS WHAT THAT STUFF MEANS? I said probably not the 26.2 but the others stand a good chance that I will put them on the car, PLEASE not on the car don't become one of those people (what/who are those people?)yes, yes, yes Candace...OMG she is gone up stairs now shaking her head.....In your mind's eye imagine Candace's just fussing that I am just too much, that this entire bike "thingy" is too much.....LOL I then go on to explain to her about open water swims and wet suits it occurs to me that just maybe I would be able to do that in Freeman Lake in Elizabethtown now she is tweeting people and telling them that I have lost my mind and calling me "Crazy Cakes" then decides that I will need a new look for the open swim... BO DERECK braids and beads(colored)...????? Again use your mind's eye for this......she said you will need to have a life guard around before you jump in the lake (crazy cakes) my response I will get Lisa to come down here and........again she tweets, rolls her eyes in the back of her head.....MOM you are just too much! You now read "Bicycling" magazines....who does that??? I am just want to be informed about different aspects of cycling. Then I send her completely over the edge when she said something about a bike(????) my response you mean a "performance cycles" (cause a bike that costs as much as a mortgage payment is not just a "bicycle" some cost as much a a mid-size car). She told me again that is just "not a part of her lifestyle". I explain to her like her eyeshadow this makes me happy on the inside...now if I could just find folks that would enjoy doing this with me my world would be complete. LOL